Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Riley SUCKS! Riley needs to die's journal...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Riley, looks like you could have a promising future (link)(pic)
Riley looks like an elf from here...

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Riley says Hi.
Riley says killer of elderly couple in Pontchartrain Park linked...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Riley wants schools online for free
(one search box autofill said 'Riley wants his life back'

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Riley does yoga in the kitchen

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Sports Interpretation: The Only Right Way: Riley Hates Fat People
(I am not a hypocrite.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
ALL RILEY ASKS FOR IS 120 MINUTES A DAY
(you know why I want those minutes)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Windy Riley Goes Hollywood (1931)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
Pat Riley Likes Douche Bags?
(Note: PAT Riley. Not me.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
Riley Eats Ice Cream

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
Riley wears a saddle! on Vimeo
(... Christina, would you like a ride?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
Fort Riley soldier arrested for multiple kidnapping/rapes/robbery...

And for the added one: [your name].com
Not one for America, but the Australian one is for surfboards, apparently.